Ella Announced Today:
"MEME HAS A SECRET AND I KNOW WHAT IT IS !!!!!!!"
Yes Ella Darling, and what is my secret?
"YOU HAVE ROOT BEER IN THE CLOSET AND YOU LIKE IT!!!!!"
Can I still be a Loon if I drink Root Beer in the Closet???
In the same breath she wanted to know, Now wait for this girls, ......
Why did Jesus turn water into wine because we all know that wine is not good for you...Why didn't he just make those people drink water...He had plenty of that.....
I don't know if she is now following Carrie Nation or Pastor Billy Frank Birmingham...We are either going to have a tent revival or a march here at Fishtale soon..Ella will be leading the parade..You're all invited....
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Recess!!!!
Say Say Little Playmates.....Come Out And Play With Me...
And Bring Your Dollies Three.....Climb Up My Apple Tree....
Slide Down My Rain Barrel.....dadadadadada....
And We'll Be Jolly Friends for Ever More.More.More...More...More...More...
Where are you girls? Oh that's right...You're busy taking care of those inner children....
As for me, I'm thinking of having a sweet rum collins on the playground and smoking a cigarette....When you all get tired of those kids, come join me.....
I'll be the one with the new sassy bracelet sitting under the shade tree not even close to the swings or the teeter totter...
And Bring Your Dollies Three.....Climb Up My Apple Tree....
Slide Down My Rain Barrel.....dadadadadada....
And We'll Be Jolly Friends for Ever More.More.More...More...More...More...
Where are you girls? Oh that's right...You're busy taking care of those inner children....
As for me, I'm thinking of having a sweet rum collins on the playground and smoking a cigarette....When you all get tired of those kids, come join me.....
I'll be the one with the new sassy bracelet sitting under the shade tree not even close to the swings or the teeter totter...
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Monday, July 12, 2010
Amber Alert Cancelled...
Hey, Ginger ...You and Kathi just keep my inner child...This past week I purchased an adult bracelet (from Maggie's downtown) It is to die for..You loons are going to be so envious...It's a waxing poetic (????) but very cool...very adult...In other words it's not lime green rubber (Crocs) with pink butterflies, yellow crowns, and red ladybugs on it....It is to die for...
I also bought a desk and side table that is not suited for small people..It has a hidden top drawer, it's black, and it's beautiful...Just for me...Not to be shared with anyone...
I also had several alcoholic drinks while riding on a golf cart at the State Park watching fireworks with another man...(I will have to tell you all the story..it's delicious)....
I said several ugly words this week and did not feel bad about it....and I also told several lies...So far, I've not been caught in any of them and I don't even feel bad about them...
I bought an outfit that if I place tape just right under my boobs it looks like I have cleavage without having to touch my elbows together...I can just stand there, arms down and have cleavage...
So there, keep that little loony inner child for a while...I'll call for her when I feel the need....
I also bought a desk and side table that is not suited for small people..It has a hidden top drawer, it's black, and it's beautiful...Just for me...Not to be shared with anyone...
I also had several alcoholic drinks while riding on a golf cart at the State Park watching fireworks with another man...(I will have to tell you all the story..it's delicious)....
I said several ugly words this week and did not feel bad about it....and I also told several lies...So far, I've not been caught in any of them and I don't even feel bad about them...
I bought an outfit that if I place tape just right under my boobs it looks like I have cleavage without having to touch my elbows together...I can just stand there, arms down and have cleavage...
So there, keep that little loony inner child for a while...I'll call for her when I feel the need....
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Amber Alert
My Inner Child is Missing!!! I've been wearing her on the outside and somehow I have lost her.....I think probably she is being held hostage by a Loon but I am not sure which one.....Just return her please and there will be no questions asked....For some strange reason the last 2 days I have been acting like an adult and I do not like it...Please return her...
Monday, June 28, 2010
Treasures
MeMe.....It's the most wonderful news...Guess What???? I found a coupon for a free Zip Line Ride, Bubble Gum that smells like strawberries but doesn't taste like strawberries and a Keychain light that says "Let there be Light." What treasures...Wonder what I'll find today???
My mind was wondering, what simple things it takes to make her happy...All of a sudden I realized that I would like to have that key chain...it would be perfect for my purse in the dark, and I haven't had a peice of bubble gum in ages..I would really like to have that gum, you know how you suck the sugar off and the gum gets real soft and then you chew it....And if I ever get to Arkansas, I would like to ride the zip line, ..I think it would be fun......
Tommorrow I think I will drink from the water hose, wear high heels and costume jewelry with shorts, ride a bike, eat some cracker jacks, catch lightning bugs in a fruit jar...just for kicks...Then Wednesday I will be a grown up again...I really don't want to be a child again....You have to take shots until you're 8.....
My mind was wondering, what simple things it takes to make her happy...All of a sudden I realized that I would like to have that key chain...it would be perfect for my purse in the dark, and I haven't had a peice of bubble gum in ages..I would really like to have that gum, you know how you suck the sugar off and the gum gets real soft and then you chew it....And if I ever get to Arkansas, I would like to ride the zip line, ..I think it would be fun......
Tommorrow I think I will drink from the water hose, wear high heels and costume jewelry with shorts, ride a bike, eat some cracker jacks, catch lightning bugs in a fruit jar...just for kicks...Then Wednesday I will be a grown up again...I really don't want to be a child again....You have to take shots until you're 8.....
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Jezebel
It's another Ella Story...
Get a visual...I go to the front desk to check in a fisherman...I'm getting his key, we are talking fishing, running his credit card.....Great conversation.....Actually enjoying his company....I feel a small hand on my back, and without looking, I know that Ella has stepped in behind me..The little darling...She loves to help MeMe wait on customers, and today, why she's not interrupting and trying to take over the conversation, she's quiet...I feel her moving but that's pretty normal....I notice though, that this particular customer that I thought I really liked, and was enjoying, who seemed very kind and intelligent, is now all of a sudden not looking at me, he's barely speaking back, and unlike most people, he has not formed an instant bond with Ella and at least mentioned the fact that she's just dang skippy..As a matter of fact he has all but turned his back to me...Why he is just being rude right now...What happened to the great guy standing before me, that just 1 minute ago was so entertaining? He looks like a deer caught in headlights... I put his key on the counter with his credit card receipt to be signed...Why his head is dropped so low that I can't even see his eyes now...He won't look up...What is up? Is he crazy, Is he a mass murderer, Is he paranoid??...........Oh No...He's just shocked out of his mind....I turn and catch a look at Ella...She has on her ballet tutu with no shirt underneath...It's rounded neck is cut to her waist and she is doing a hootchie kootchie dance behind me.....she has on her blonde Hannah Montanna Wig and enough makeup to be Dolly Parton's sister.....Of course I am speechless, I look at him and make a very stupid statement " Oh my, we let her dress herself and she has no taste." Did I really say that..Does he now think that we let this 5 yr. old dress like this??? There was no way to really fix it...I tried to tell him she has a dress up box and I knew she was awful quiet that I should have checked on her...I'm covering her up and he is departing... Well, you can just imagine that within 30 minutes, I had that young lady of the night's face scrubbed, her real clothes on, her hair brushed and in pigtails and we were knocking on his door..I made her say all of the books of the Bible and quote at least 3 Bible Verses....The real kicker...He was a Methodist Preacher, the one that founded Fishers of Men Tournament Trail....He was on his way to the pre-tournament meeting...He winked at me and said..."Go and sin no more." What a guy...He is now one of my favorite guests...Looking forward to his return.....
Get a visual...I go to the front desk to check in a fisherman...I'm getting his key, we are talking fishing, running his credit card.....Great conversation.....Actually enjoying his company....I feel a small hand on my back, and without looking, I know that Ella has stepped in behind me..The little darling...She loves to help MeMe wait on customers, and today, why she's not interrupting and trying to take over the conversation, she's quiet...I feel her moving but that's pretty normal....I notice though, that this particular customer that I thought I really liked, and was enjoying, who seemed very kind and intelligent, is now all of a sudden not looking at me, he's barely speaking back, and unlike most people, he has not formed an instant bond with Ella and at least mentioned the fact that she's just dang skippy..As a matter of fact he has all but turned his back to me...Why he is just being rude right now...What happened to the great guy standing before me, that just 1 minute ago was so entertaining? He looks like a deer caught in headlights... I put his key on the counter with his credit card receipt to be signed...Why his head is dropped so low that I can't even see his eyes now...He won't look up...What is up? Is he crazy, Is he a mass murderer, Is he paranoid??...........Oh No...He's just shocked out of his mind....I turn and catch a look at Ella...She has on her ballet tutu with no shirt underneath...It's rounded neck is cut to her waist and she is doing a hootchie kootchie dance behind me.....she has on her blonde Hannah Montanna Wig and enough makeup to be Dolly Parton's sister.....Of course I am speechless, I look at him and make a very stupid statement " Oh my, we let her dress herself and she has no taste." Did I really say that..Does he now think that we let this 5 yr. old dress like this??? There was no way to really fix it...I tried to tell him she has a dress up box and I knew she was awful quiet that I should have checked on her...I'm covering her up and he is departing... Well, you can just imagine that within 30 minutes, I had that young lady of the night's face scrubbed, her real clothes on, her hair brushed and in pigtails and we were knocking on his door..I made her say all of the books of the Bible and quote at least 3 Bible Verses....The real kicker...He was a Methodist Preacher, the one that founded Fishers of Men Tournament Trail....He was on his way to the pre-tournament meeting...He winked at me and said..."Go and sin no more." What a guy...He is now one of my favorite guests...Looking forward to his return.....
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