Where Have I Seen This Face Before?

Sharon sent me a note via her ipod, "While you and your inner child were busy stringing beads and sitting round the camp fire singing kum ba ya...my yard man and I were working????????"

Little MeMe

Practicing so Lee doesn't have to post photos for me......Now if I can remember how I did this.

Lips that touch wine,,,Shall not touch mine

Has been my Mom's Motto for quite a while..She's not a drinker I must start with....

When I was younger my mom was always at the church rockin and rollin with the Pentecostal Folk while my Grandmother was at the Doyle's Dance Club rockin and rollin with the Bingo Players...I guess I'm a mix of both...I digress...

About a month ago a friend of ours comes in with Apple Cider, Apple Juice, Oranges and sticks of cinnamon...A suspicious looking 2 quart jar of some very clear liquid..(Moonshine)...He asks if I have a stock pot...I did...We got it out..After about 2 hours of intense cooking (to all of the above we added sugar)...We had some very fine AppleJack.....

I put my 2 quarts in the fridge and promptly forgot it...It's just too strong for me...Forgot is the key here....Back to Mom...Lives on Juice and Spinach...rarely eats meat...dark chocolate twice a day...and plenty of water...2 teaspoons cinnamon and couple of almonds...rounded out with tuna at least 4 times a week and baked chicken....She's been a health nut since before it was cool...
She's pretty durned healthy except for Alzheimer's....(Another story in itself)...I digress again...

Anyway...She's been coming over every day drinking my apple juice...She has blueberry, grape and orange at her house, but she's been drinking my apple juice....I've been hearing, this is the best apple juice..I just love this Simply Apple...It's so good....The way I caught it, was the other day when she came over for her "juice" this smell...what in the world...why it smells like a bar in here...what could that be??? OMG...She's been on the moonshine....She has consumed a quart and a half of Apple Jack in the last week......It's a wonder she's not blind.....

I tell you girls this because I am sure there is a place in Hell for me..I'll be driving the bus there I'm sure and in case I'm struck dead before Wednesday I wanted you all to pray for my soul...I am sure that this must be a sin....I have led my righteous mother down the path of iniquity and she doesn't even know it....

I took a photo on my phone and sent to my children of Grandmother drinking Moonshine..They did not find the humor that I found in this..Rather they shamed me...That's why I think probably I'm Hellbound.... I will tell you this...IT WAS FUNNY....shame on me....

The extra funny thing is The Lady Can Hold Her Liquor!!!Would make my Grandmother Proud.

Yogi Photo

We really must include this photo.  I think ya'll look too cute.

Let's see - touching, fragrance and inverted boobs.  Do we really want to go there???

Looney Ladies Ravings - The Yard Man by Sharon Seaton

I cannot get on the blog...I do not exist..you will have to walk me through....

I was going to blog about my neighbor stealing my yard man this morning....I have been working him, feeding him lunch, giving him all the coke he could hold, and letting him drive my polaris around while I took the golf cart....and this morning ...he is at my neighbor's working..Not coming to see me til Thursday....I think she's mixing him coctails....I must investigate....and this happened tonight...

Next Day
Well, I've spent a good part of my day preparing for my Yard Man...I have him several choices on sandwiches on wheat bread, his favorite chilled soft drinks, I'm going to offer him fancy flavored creamer with his mid morning coffee, .....What a day I have planned...Blades all sharpened for him, new gloves and cookies for the afternoon coffee...I can hardly wait to see him..I think I'll even give him a new Fishtale Lodge Shirt
 

Where is my Yard Man..I will not fuss even though it is way after l0:00..The neighbor probably let him start late...Now if I could just get this crazy Judy Garland Song out of my head...The nite is bitter...the stars have lost their glitter.....the winds grow colder..suddenly you're older....all because of the yard man that got awaaaaaaay......No more his eager call....the writings on the wallllllllll.

All because of the man that got awaaaaaay.............
 
 
 
 
 

(Looks like a pretty cushy job to me.)