WE INTERRUPT REGULAR PROGRAMMING.....

From now on Beef Jerky must be called Beef Turkey!!!!!....

Why you ask.....Because Jerky is long for Jerk which is not a kind word especially to use around homeless people and the most important reason is that if you say Jerky which you remember is long for Jerk, it starts with a "J" and we all know that Jesus starts with a "J" and he is God's Son and God would not be pleased with us if we make an ugly word start with "J".....

Ella makes me so tired!!!! Now if the Lord calls her to preach in the foreign mission field and it is some great island, I'll sign us all up.....We can go hang out on the beach and drink rootbeer while she builds orphanages...............

History Lesson

Ella Loves History.....

Right now one of her favorite people from the past is.......ready.....wait for it......

BEN JAMMIN FRANKLIN...

He helped establish the first post office, police station and library in his town....A True American Hero......Oh and his wife's name was Deborah.....

Jewels

I met the most beautiful cat today.  She is very appropriately named "Jewels."

Jewels is the color of topazes, jets and pearls.

And Jewels likes getting her water straight from the source.

Now see if you can guess who Jewels belongs to ...

It seems I am always photographing Sharon's feet.

All you Loons sure are quiet out there.  What's everyone up to???

I AM UNDER THE BUS....

Don't you girls just hate it when this happens?....Tonight...Ella fell on the floor and there happened to be a tattoo there and it is now afixed (is that a word?) to her cheek....Now, ordinarily this would not be a problem but tommorrow there is a school play..." A Barnyard Moosical" and she is supposed to be dressed like a farmer and sing....Now she has a creepy tattoo on her cheek...I knew we might be in trouble as she came out of my bathroom with her hand looking like it was permanently glued to her face...The last time she did this she had shaved off one of her eyebrows....Talk about creeeeeppy....Of course that was my fault...You know...I told her not to ever shave her legs...I never told her not to shave off her eyebrow....

I get a lot of credit for a lot of stuff but this one may be a real stretch....Her cheek was unusually red around the tatoo and she smelled rather strong...Tracy asked if she had been in MeMe's perfume on top of everything else tonight...She said..Mom..We all know that MeMe's perfume has alcohol and that is the only thing that will take off tatooes..I had to use the perfume to remove the tattoo that MeMe left in the floor....

I am no longer driving the bus...I AM UNDER THE BUS....

Grand Loonie!!

What a great suprise!

What's Your Story?????????

What have you done Kathi???
Fell off the porch and broke your arm???
There's got to be more to your story.....

Here's mine,,,,Imagine....School Yard...Old Nell Thomas School....4th grade...Summer..School's out and I have a brand new bike......Has a bell, a basket and streamers from the handle bars....Here comes the boys in our club...Billy Johnson, Barry Hart, Michael Whitby, Gary Haggard, and Barry's cousin from Chicago (taps on his shoes, comb in his pocket, and the best duck tail you've ever seen)....I of course am the only girl in the club cause I get more allowance than anyone on the block and have access to more bottles to return to Mr. Pritchard's Grocery for 2 cents each...I am the treasurer....Ofcourse they rule the club and I have to do what they say...you know..like give up my brand new bike for Barry's sister's bike so the visiting cousin will have a bike....I do....Then we get a contest going....Who can get the closest to the deep ditch at the back of the school....You can imagine that I won...did I mention the ditch was concrete?..I went right over the top, flew to the bottom and broke both arms.....

That's my story...Now do you want to tell all us Loons what you and Dwight were doing on the porch when you broke your arm? It better be good!

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Quick Girls...Do Chickens have Ears? (question posed by Ella tonight)

Also...If The Muffin Man lives on Drury Lane What country is that???? (question posed by Tracy, Ella's Mom)

I'm tired....I'll take my inner child back if someone will keep Ella til June.....