Don't you girls just hate it when this happens?....Tonight...Ella fell on the floor and there happened to be a tattoo there and it is now afixed (is that a word?) to her cheek....Now, ordinarily this would not be a problem but tommorrow there is a school play..." A Barnyard Moosical" and she is supposed to be dressed like a farmer and sing....Now she has a creepy tattoo on her cheek...I knew we might be in trouble as she came out of my bathroom with her hand looking like it was permanently glued to her face...The last time she did this she had shaved off one of her eyebrows....Talk about creeeeeppy....Of course that was my fault...You know...I told her not to ever shave her legs...I never told her not to shave off her eyebrow....
I get a lot of credit for a lot of stuff but this one may be a real stretch....Her cheek was unusually red around the tatoo and she smelled rather strong...Tracy asked if she had been in MeMe's perfume on top of everything else tonight...She said..Mom..We all know that MeMe's perfume has alcohol and that is the only thing that will take off tatooes..I had to use the perfume to remove the tattoo that MeMe left in the floor....
I am no longer driving the bus...I AM UNDER THE BUS....
