MIA

Girls, I have been sooooo busy....When I have time I want to post about the lovely day we had a Lee's...I have so many things I want to say about that gathering...It was so wonderful and if I try to post now , I would certainly leave something out....I will be back...

PS...I know you all enjoy Ella's prayers so much...have to share this with you....Tonight she offered grace over our dinner meal..We had some company ..This was her prayer...

Dear Lord, You know that we all love you very much....You also know that I like to sing about you all the time...well , not all the time, but most of the time, and every song is about you....well, not every song...I do like other music and sometimes I sing other songs besides yours,,,but you know I do love to sing about you....Bless our bounty of food....AMEN................

What a kid.......................

Love to all....I will be back.....Sharon....

Little MeMe

Practicing so Lee doesn't have to post photos for me......Now if I can remember how I did this.

Lips that touch wine,,,Shall not touch mine

Has been my Mom's Motto for quite a while..She's not a drinker I must start with....

When I was younger my mom was always at the church rockin and rollin with the Pentecostal Folk while my Grandmother was at the Doyle's Dance Club rockin and rollin with the Bingo Players...I guess I'm a mix of both...I digress...

About a month ago a friend of ours comes in with Apple Cider, Apple Juice, Oranges and sticks of cinnamon...A suspicious looking 2 quart jar of some very clear liquid..(Moonshine)...He asks if I have a stock pot...I did...We got it out..After about 2 hours of intense cooking (to all of the above we added sugar)...We had some very fine AppleJack.....

I put my 2 quarts in the fridge and promptly forgot it...It's just too strong for me...Forgot is the key here....Back to Mom...Lives on Juice and Spinach...rarely eats meat...dark chocolate twice a day...and plenty of water...2 teaspoons cinnamon and couple of almonds...rounded out with tuna at least 4 times a week and baked chicken....She's been a health nut since before it was cool...
She's pretty durned healthy except for Alzheimer's....(Another story in itself)...I digress again...

Anyway...She's been coming over every day drinking my apple juice...She has blueberry, grape and orange at her house, but she's been drinking my apple juice....I've been hearing, this is the best apple juice..I just love this Simply Apple...It's so good....The way I caught it, was the other day when she came over for her "juice" this smell...what in the world...why it smells like a bar in here...what could that be??? OMG...She's been on the moonshine....She has consumed a quart and a half of Apple Jack in the last week......It's a wonder she's not blind.....

I tell you girls this because I am sure there is a place in Hell for me..I'll be driving the bus there I'm sure and in case I'm struck dead before Wednesday I wanted you all to pray for my soul...I am sure that this must be a sin....I have led my righteous mother down the path of iniquity and she doesn't even know it....

I took a photo on my phone and sent to my children of Grandmother drinking Moonshine..They did not find the humor that I found in this..Rather they shamed me...That's why I think probably I'm Hellbound.... I will tell you this...IT WAS FUNNY....shame on me....

The extra funny thing is The Lady Can Hold Her Liquor!!!Would make my Grandmother Proud.

Ella's Latest Revelation

Ella has declared that apparently she is not getting enough appropriate attention and this could possibly be why she is acting up.....

We are currently taking applications for 3rd shift...Experience is a must....

A Famous Boxing Promoter in My Bathroom

Oh My!!!

Don King was in my bathroom this morning....I was scared to death...

I waited on a few customers, you know how cute I am when I get up in the morning...I have really pretty pajamas just for those occasions and always put on that 24 hour lipstick before I go to bed at night, knowing that at 6:30 before I've had time to dress or put on makeup, that someone will be at the front desk to check out...Well , sure enough..I waited on a few customers, was quite charming, went to get my coffee and go back to bed to catch a little Fox News...Made a pass through the bathroom....OMG...Don King in Bright Red Lipstick and Pink Pajamas....I am so mortified....It must stop raining or I must remember that if my hair gets wet it must be re ironed.....