What's Your Story?????????

What have you done Kathi???
Fell off the porch and broke your arm???
There's got to be more to your story.....

Here's mine,,,,Imagine....School Yard...Old Nell Thomas School....4th grade...Summer..School's out and I have a brand new bike......Has a bell, a basket and streamers from the handle bars....Here comes the boys in our club...Billy Johnson, Barry Hart, Michael Whitby, Gary Haggard, and Barry's cousin from Chicago (taps on his shoes, comb in his pocket, and the best duck tail you've ever seen)....I of course am the only girl in the club cause I get more allowance than anyone on the block and have access to more bottles to return to Mr. Pritchard's Grocery for 2 cents each...I am the treasurer....Ofcourse they rule the club and I have to do what they say...you know..like give up my brand new bike for Barry's sister's bike so the visiting cousin will have a bike....I do....Then we get a contest going....Who can get the closest to the deep ditch at the back of the school....You can imagine that I won...did I mention the ditch was concrete?..I went right over the top, flew to the bottom and broke both arms.....

That's my story...Now do you want to tell all us Loons what you and Dwight were doing on the porch when you broke your arm? It better be good!

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Quick Girls...Do Chickens have Ears? (question posed by Ella tonight)

Also...If The Muffin Man lives on Drury Lane What country is that???? (question posed by Tracy, Ella's Mom)

I'm tired....I'll take my inner child back if someone will keep Ella til June.....

"Them Bones, Them Bones, Them Dry Bones"

Okay...when I sing...
The footbone connected to the ankle bone,,
the ankle bone connected to the leg bone...
the leg bone connected to the hip bone...
the hip bone connected to the back bone...
the back bone connected to the neck bone..
the neck bone connected to the head bone....
We all know what that is...That's the way we learned the bones....Right?

If you want a lesson on anatomy sing that song to Ella....Of course she's about as diplomatic as her MeMe....When I sing this song I hear.... WAIT !!!MEME...Those are your Phalanges(toes ) and that is the Fibula and Tibia/////and the femor (thigh)...Wait MeMe you skipped the Patella (knee)...and don't forget the Pelvis...rhymes with Elvis and sissy lovessssss him......and then the Sacrum and the Coxes....OMG.....Oh as I blog....MeMe don't forget the tell the girls about the lumbar vertabrae, the vlassic vertabrae, and the cervical vertabrae.....Meme...will you tell the girls I am starting on organs next.....
Could someone please return my inner child...Ella needs a new and smarter playmate than her Meme.....
And did any of us ever learn that children have more bones than adults?....I thought...Aha...now I'll get her...This cannot be true....But alas it is true....I cannot believe it....