Saturday, March 19, 2011

WE INTERRUPT REGULAR PROGRAMMING.....

From now on Beef Jerky must be called Beef Turkey!!!!!....

Why you ask.....Because Jerky is long for Jerk which is not a kind word especially to use around homeless people and the most important reason is that if you say Jerky which you remember is long for Jerk, it starts with a "J" and we all know that Jesus starts with a "J" and he is God's Son and God would not be pleased with us if we make an ugly word start with "J".....

Ella makes me so tired!!!! Now if the Lord calls her to preach in the foreign mission field and it is some great island, I'll sign us all up.....We can go hang out on the beach and drink rootbeer while she builds orphanages...............

1 comment:

Kathi said...

I'm going but could we sneak in Corona? We could put it in big sippy cups that say Loonie Ladies or lady fishermen rock or something like that!