Last Night Ella had an accident....She is OK....
Her Television just fell for no reason at all(translation..she was laying on the floor in front of it, pushed the table with her feet toward the wall, tv became top heavy and fell on her) It cut a gash in her hair line at her forehead and bruised her shin...Pretty impressive little accident....
Here's the funny part,, now that it's over, She puts her hands on her face after her daddy removes the set...takes them away...and they are covered with blood...(you know how a head wound will bleed)...She tells her dad she is surely dieing...I don't want to die...I don't want to die....Then she looks at the set...Hey Dad,.,,,,The good news is it didn't break the tv...It's still playing(the cord kept a lot of the weight off her)...Cale and Tracy take her to the bathroom, set her on the commode and proceed to clean her up to see what the damage is....Of course she is directing the whole triage..Telling them to use warm water and soap(not anything I would have ever guessed to hear coming from her mouth), be gentle, check my leg as it may be broken,,get an ice bag....Cale said all of a sudden she looked up and said wait a minute...We should check to see if this head wound has erased my memory....She proceeds to name the books of the Bible...When through reciting she says Nope, Memory still intact...They bring her to MeMe's house (cause MeMe knows everything and they might want to get a second opinion)..I get through making over her and Big Daddy is petting her and she says again...Maybe we should test my memory again...Proceeds to name David's Mother by name, dog's name, count, books of Bible again, my full name,new restaurant owners and DAVID'S FIRST WIFE'S NAME....Nope no loss of Memory!!!!

The Wedding Singer

This afternoon, I carried Ella to a Wedding at Buchanan's Resort....David's cousin's daughter had a simple little ceremony on the deck of one of the cabins there with beautiful Kentucky Lake as the back drop...It was very casual and comfortable and just a joy to see this young couple be so wise to not spend a lot of money on a fancy expensive wedding...When the ceremony had been performed and they were making photos...Ella Steps up to the Bride..."I've written a little song for you and I would like to perform it now"....I hear a little laughter and people commenting and talking about how cute she is....I listen a little closer....Ella marches up to me and says "MeMe...I must go to the car right now and get my guitar (a pink Hannah Montanna Guitar)//I'm going to sing for the bride...I say Oh No Ella and everyone around me by now is yes, go get the guitar....I grab another glass of wine and we go to the car, sure enough there is the guitar and we carry it back to the deck....
This Kid steps up under the twinkly lights and white netting and beautiful flowered arch, strums the guitar and sings one of the sweetest songs I've ever heard in my life (I'm not predjudiced) Everyone claps, she takes a bow and then she hits the shrimp dip bowl again....Who is this kid? The lyrics were something about the time of their life and they could make a change in the world and their time to shine......I'm thinking....My genius at work....If we plan our Book Tour and Ella's Singing Tour together,,,we could save a little money on our expenses, buy the bus together and share hotel rooms....What ya think Ladies?????

P.S. I'll have photos later...Plenty of people took her photo today while she was singing....

I'm coming out of the closet!

Ella Announced Today:

"MEME HAS A SECRET AND I KNOW WHAT IT IS !!!!!!!"

Yes Ella Darling, and what is my secret?

"YOU HAVE ROOT BEER IN THE CLOSET AND YOU LIKE IT!!!!!"

Can I still be a Loon if I drink Root Beer in the Closet???

In the same breath she wanted to know, Now wait for this girls, ......
Why did Jesus turn water into wine because we all know that wine is not good for you...Why didn't he just make those people drink water...He had plenty of that.....

I don't know if she is now following Carrie Nation or Pastor Billy Frank Birmingham...We are either going to have a tent revival or a march here at Fishtale soon..Ella will be leading the parade..You're all invited....

Recess!!!!

Say Say Little Playmates.....Come Out And Play With Me...
And Bring Your Dollies Three.....Climb Up My Apple Tree....
Slide Down My Rain Barrel.....dadadadadada....
And We'll Be Jolly Friends for Ever More.More.More...More...More...More...


Where are you girls? Oh that's right...You're busy taking care of those inner children....

As for me, I'm thinking of having a sweet rum collins on the playground and smoking a cigarette....When you all get tired of those kids, come join me.....
I'll be the one with the new sassy bracelet sitting under the shade tree not even close to the swings or the teeter totter...

Cool

Stressed spelled backwards

DESSERTS

Amber Alert Cancelled...

Hey, Ginger ...You and Kathi just keep my inner child...This past week I purchased an adult bracelet (from Maggie's downtown) It is to die for..You loons are going to be so envious...It's a waxing poetic (????) but very cool...very adult...In other words it's not lime green rubber (Crocs) with pink butterflies, yellow crowns, and red ladybugs on it....It is to die for...
I also bought a desk and side table that is not suited for small people..It has a hidden top drawer, it's black, and it's beautiful...Just for me...Not to be shared with anyone...
I also had several alcoholic drinks while riding on a golf cart at the State Park watching fireworks with another man...(I will have to tell you all the story..it's delicious)....
I said several ugly words this week and did not feel bad about it....and I also told several lies...So far, I've not been caught in any of them and I don't even feel bad about them...
I bought an outfit that if I place tape just right under my boobs it looks like I have cleavage without having to touch my elbows together...I can just stand there, arms down and have cleavage...
So there, keep that little loony inner child for a while...I'll call for her when I feel the need....

Amber Alert

My Inner Child is Missing!!! I've been wearing her on the outside and somehow I have lost her.....I think probably she is being held hostage by a Loon but I am not sure which one.....Just return her please and there will be no questions asked....For some strange reason the last 2 days I have been acting like an adult and I do not like it...Please return her...